Passive Income: The Financial Equivalent of a Goldmine (If Gold Grew on Trees and Trees Required 24/7 Fertilizer)
Ah, passive income—the siren song of the internet, whispered by gurus in $2,000 suits who promise you’ll be sipping margaritas on a beach while your bank account magically inflates like a bouncy castle. Spoiler alert: it’s not passive, it’s not …